Last night I fell asleep really early.

I can't explain it. I was laying on my couch watching television and it's like I just passed out. One moment I was conscious, the next.. I was still conscious, but it was 12 hours later.

And then, curiously enough, I found something of extreme value in my mailbox..

But, as they say, "Not all treasure is gold and diamonds, mate." Who was that, Dickens? Or maybe it was Sparrow..